Published On: Mon, Apr 1st, 2013

Breaking News: Silvio Berlusconi agrees deal to sell AC Milan

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president and owner has agreed a deal to sell the club to a wealthy Arab sheik.

The former Italian prime minister has reportedly sold the Rossoneri to Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan, who is a member of the Abu Dhabi ruling family.

It is thought that Berlusconi has accepted a deal worth €1 billion for AC Milan with Al Nahyan admitting to reporters he has been a lifelong Rossoneri fan.

Al Nahyan is thought to also own around 200 cars which he keeps in a giant pyramid, as well as, a camper van shaped like a giant globe and is precisely 1 millionth the size of Earth.

Following the sale, Berlusconi said he was “delighted to be rid of AC Milan and the increased media attention it has accorded.”

Disclaimer: This is an April fools joke and is completely fictitious.

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