Breaking News: Silvio Berlusconi agrees deal to sell AC Milan

Date: 1st April 2013 at 9:44pm
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AC Milan president and owner Silvio Berlusconi has agreed a deal to sell the club to a wealthy Arab sheik.

The former Italian prime minister has reportedly sold the Rossoneri to Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan, who is a member of the Abu Dhabi ruling family.

It is thought that Berlusconi has accepted a deal worth €1 billion for AC Milan with Al Nahyan admitting to reporters he has been a lifelong Rossoneri fan.

Al Nahyan is thought to also own around 200 cars which he keeps in a giant pyramid, as well as, a camper van shaped like a giant globe and is precisely 1 millionth the size of Earth.

Following the sale, Berlusconi said he was “delighted to be rid of AC Milan and the increased media attention it has accorded.”

Disclaimer: This is an April fools joke and is completely fictitious.

 

10 responses to “Breaking News: Silvio Berlusconi agrees deal to sell AC Milan”

  1. Davide says:

    Well this isnt an April fool’s!

  2. Its a good news for club

  3. tom says:

    is this for real or just some april 1st trickery?

  4. Max says:

    Obviously a joke – AC Milan has been a part of the Berlusconi family for quite some time now… impossible.

  5. goog one! april fools everyone

  6. roberto says:

    it says april fools at the end

  7. 123456 says:

    Nice 2 hear dat

  8. bigsam says:

    I don’t believe it,it must be april fool

  9. what an April fools. Yet it could be a good idea to sell atleast 30% share to him,so as to inject more money to buy new young talents next season.

  10. Spade says:

    What I want to know is what cars did the sheik park in that pyramid.